Crop Circles.

They’re made by humans, right?

This would explain why crop circles always appear in grasses, and never in shrubs or trees. Humans can’t bend trees and shrubs, so they stick with easy-to-bend grasses. Extraterrestrials, however, would surely have no problems flattening a few conifers, or maybe even a district of skyscrapers.

I don’t buy the belief that crop circles are the work of extraterrestrials, and I can see no reasons as to why extraterrestrials would do such a thing. I think people who think extraterrestrials are creating crop circles need to be a little more discerning, and I think the people who create these circles need to reimburse the many farmers who have had their crops destroyed by their activities.

Jus’ sayin’.

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