Where were you when the cigar-shaped Unidentified Flying Object appeared over Beach Park on Aug. 7, 2008?
Or when a fireball-style UFO was witnessed by at least seven people in Volo on Sept. 8, 2011?
If you don’t recall your whereabouts on those critical dates, then you are obviously participating in the conspiracy of silence. Or maybe you were just sitting in a windowless basement watching “Breaking Bad” reruns.
Whatever the case, you obviously were not among the people who reported those incidents to the “National UFO Reporting Center,” a Washington-based organization . . ..