You’ve heard of Area 51. You know where it is. You’ve heard the rumours about what goes on there. But really, what do you actually know?
Nothing. So, imagine you find yourself living next door to an ex-military man who used to work for Area 51. What do you do? get hims drunk and quiz him about ET, of course.
…And then put the results of the Spanish Inquisition on YouTube for all the believers and naysayers to fight and bicker over.